what race are you?
| black people: | black |
| white people: | 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil |
| hispanic people: | not Mexican |
| asian people: | not chinese |
| native people: | not Cherokee |
| cherokee people: | Cherokee. No really. I PROMISE. No, the real kind. OMG IM REALLY SERIOUS THOUGH |